It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better
A blonde IT girl all of a sudden gets promoted to be assistant to the CEO, there are only two ways that happens. One is nepotism, and she doesn’t look like your cousin.
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
Well, I love you too! Thank you, you made my day!!!!! Psssst. Come off anon so we can be friends!
I know Slade is still out there, but I made time to update the lists. Remember * marks new additions. (With the exception of ‘It’s an Olicity Thing’ because that goes by episode and is pretty much in order). The stats include: 25 fic additions, 8 mixes, and 3 videos.
Also if you haven’t join Team Arrow!
I am kind of awkward, silly and dorky so there’s that. I’m not, you know, trying to make any federal offenses and hacking into FBI databases and that sort of thing, as far as you know.